Official Call Her Crunchy Herbal Shirts
The words swam in my mind like iridescent fish: “Official Call Her Crunchy Herbal Shirts.” Suddenly, I was adrift in a meadow of chamomile, the air thick with the scent of lavender and patchouli. Women with hair like spun moonlight, adorned in shirts woven from dandelion fluff and sage leaves, danced in a circle. Their laughter was the tinkling of wind chimes made from dried elderberries. Sunlight filtered through the leaves of ancient oak trees, painting dappled patterns on their skin. An owl, perched on a branch, blinked knowingly. Each shirt bore a tiny, embroidered sigil: a crescent moon cupping a sprig of rosemary. This was a secret society, a sisterhood bound by the earth, whispering ancient remedies and brewing teas under the watchful eye of the moon. To wear one of their shirts was to become part of the whispering wind, the rustling leaves, the very pulse of the earth.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on