Official Bird Scream Eat Repeat T Shirt
**(Bright yellow food truck with a cartoon bird screaming into a microphone. A sign above the window reads: “Scream Cuisine: Flavors So Good, They’ll Make You Squawk!”)**
**You:** (Approaching the window, wearing the “Official Bird Scream Eat Repeat T Shirt”) “Hey! I’m here for the free meal!”
**Food Truck Owner (beaming):** “Well, look at you! A true believer! Let me see that shirt… Yep, that’s the real deal! Welcome to Scream Cuisine, where the only thing better than our food is the cathartic release of a good scream! What’ll it be? Our ‘Angry Bird Burger’ with a fiery chili sauce? Or maybe the ‘Parrot Pizza’ with tropical toppings?”
**You:** (Eyes widen) “Uh… the Angry Bird Burger sounds amazing!”
**Food Truck Owner:** “Coming right up! And remember, Scream, Eat, Repeat! Welcome to the flock!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












