Official Biffy Clyro Chandelier Shirts
The subway car rattled, a metal lung wheezing beneath the city. A gaggle of teenagers, radiating youthful energy and questionable fashion choices, crammed into the corner. One, sporting neon green hair and ripped fishnets, was regaling the others.
“No, seriously! The mosh pit was INSANE! Everyone was jumping, screaming… and at least five people were wearing the ‘Official Biffy Clyro Chandelier Shirts’! You know, the one with the dripping wax?”
Her friend, sporting a bewildered expression, piped up, “Wait, the *chandelier* one? Isn’t that kinda… niche?”
“Niche is underrated, darling!” Neon Green retorted, adjusting her studded belt. “Besides, it’s Biffy! Everything they do is gloriously, wonderfully weird. You gotta embrace the chandelier, embrace the wax, embrace the sheer sonic chaos!” She punctuated her statement with a fist pump that nearly connected with a businessman’s briefcase, earning her a weary glare. The train screeched to a halt, the doors hissed open, and the gaggle spilled out, a whirlwind of teenage exuberance leaving a faint scent of hairspray and the echo of “Chandelier! Chandelier!” in their wake.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












