Official Bart Simpson Whatever Shirts
Agnes, bless her cotton socks, had won a raffle at the church bake sale: a hot air balloon ride! Thrilled, she invited her notoriously clumsy grandson, Barnaby. Barnaby, attempting to be hip and impress Agnes, wore his brand new “Official Bart Simpson Whatever Shirts” (complete with Bart pulling a face).
As the balloon ascended, Barnaby, overwhelmed, leaned over the basket’s edge for a photo. In doing so, he fumbled his oversized selfie stick, which promptly knocked loose the gas release valve. A jet of hot air erupted, singeing the back of Barnaby’s “Whatever Shirts,” leaving a perfectly Simpsons-esque scorch mark on Bart’s rear. Agnes, amidst the controlled descent, shrieked, “Good heavens, Barnaby! Now Bart’s mooning us all!” Barnaby, covered in soot and shame, could only mutter, “Eat my shorts, Grandma. Literally.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












