Official Abstinence 99 Shirt
The aroma of sizzling kimchi fries and sweet bulgogi tacos hung heavy in the air, drawing a hungry crowd to “Seoul Rolls,” the vibrant yellow food truck. A sign plastered on the window read: “Official Abstinence 99 Shirt = FREE MEAL!”
Behind the counter, Mina, the owner, grinned. “Alright, who’s staying pure?” she called out, her voice laced with playful sarcasm. A few nervous hands tentatively pointed to their chests, adorned with the surprisingly popular (and questionably ironic) “Official Abstinence 99” tees.
“Show me the shirt, get your choice on the house!” Mina boomed, already prepping a batch of spicy pork belly burritos. “Don’t ask me what it means, just enjoy the free food. Maybe it’s a reward for resisting temptation… or maybe I just like the irony. Either way, dig in!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












