Nothing Beats Kansas City Chiefs Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Shirts
The automatic car wash was a symphony of whirring brushes and spraying nozzles. I leaned back, enjoying the watery massage, and absentmindedly tapped my fingers on the dashboard. Today was a good day to rock my lucky “Nothing Beats Kansas City Chiefs Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock” shirt.
Suddenly, a tap on my window startled me. A burly biker, leather vest adorned with patches that probably told a story I didn’t want to know, was pointing at my shirt. My heart hammered. He could be trouble.
He gestured for me to roll down the window. Hesitantly, I did. “Chiefs, huh?” he rumbled, voice surprisingly gentle. “That shirt… it’s genius. The rock, paper, scissors thing? Pure poetry. You a fan of strategy?”
I stammered, “Uh, yeah. Go Chiefs!”
He grinned, revealing a gold tooth. “Right on. Mahomes is a chess master, that’s for sure. Enjoy the ride.” He gave a nod and swaggered back to his Harley, leaving me speechless and slightly bewildered. My lucky shirt just earned me a bizarre biker endorsement.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












