Nothing Bad Can Happen It Can Only Good Happen Donald Trump T Shirts
The doorbell rang. I opened it to a confused-looking woman holding two pizzas. “Uh, I didn’t order pizza,” I said, glancing at my “Nothing Bad Can Happen It Can Only Good Happen Donald Trump T Shirt.”
“But… this address?” she stammered, checking her phone. “And the name… Miller?”
Just then, a voice boomed from next door. “Pizza’s here! Finally!” A man, visibly flustered, emerged. “Oh, hi, honey,” he said to the delivery woman, then awkwardly to me, “Wrong house. Sorry!”
He grabbed the pizzas. As he turned, his wife appeared, her eyes narrowed. “Who’s ‘Miller’?” she asked, her voice dangerously low. He froze.
Then, she noticed my shirt. Her lips twitched. “Well,” she said, a hint of amusement in her voice, “at least someone’s optimistic.” She chuckled, defusing the tension. “Let’s eat.” Crisis averted, thanks to… Trump? Go figure.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












