Not My Graveyard Not My Zombies Shirts
I placed my groceries on the belt, my “Not My Graveyard Not My Zombies” shirt facing the cashier. She scanned a bag of chips, then paused, eyeing my shirt. “Interesting choice,” she said, a slight frown creasing her forehead.
“Thanks,” I replied, a little defensively. “Just a bit of dark humor.”
“Humor? I find it disrespectful. Zombies represent real fears, you know? The loss of control, the spread of disease…”
“Woah, hold on,” I chuckled nervously. “It’s just a saying! Like, ‘not my problem’. I’m not actually wishing for a zombie apocalypse.”
“But you’re normalizing it! What if impressionable kids see that?” she countered, scanning a can of beans with unnecessary force.
I sighed. “It’s a shirt, not a manifesto. Look, I’m just trying to buy groceries.” The line behind me was growing. This was going to be a long trip.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












