Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat And Heartbeat Watching Seattle Mariners Shirts
I placed my groceries on the belt, the cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, started scanning. My “Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat And Heartbeat Watching Seattle Mariners Shirts” caught her eye.
“Whoa, intense shirt,” she said, a slight frown creasing her forehead. “So, like, are you a doctor or something?”
“Nah,” I chuckled. “Just a dedicated Mariners fan with a morbid sense of humor.”
“I don’t get it,” she admitted, scanning a can of beans. “It’s kind of… disrespectful, isn’t it? Using ‘deceased heartbeat’ like that?”
“It’s more about the rollercoaster of emotions being a Mariners fan, you know? The highs and lows,” I explained. “We’re practically dead inside most seasons. It’s self-deprecating.”
She paused, considering. “Okay, I guess I see that. Still, a little dark for my taste.” She finished scanning my items, a thoughtful look on her face. “Go Mariners, though, I guess?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












