Nobody Gives A Sht About Your Magic System Shirts
The iron was sputtering as I tried to salvage my wrinkled shirt. “Nobody Gives A Sht About Your Magic System,” it proclaimed in bold letters. It was laundry day. This was all I had. Great. Today was the day. A tech company interview. I debated calling in sick, but my empty fridge motivated me.
At the office, I kept my jacket zipped. The interviewer, a young woman with bright pink hair, smiled. “Love the shirt,” she said, winking. “Honesty is refreshing.”
The interview was surprisingly laid-back. We bonded over bad fantasy tropes and the absurdity of over-explained lore. Turns out, she was a frustrated author herself. By the end, she was laughing. “You’re hired,” she said. “Your passion for… well, *not* magic systems… sold me. Plus, you’ll fit right in with our marketing team.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












