No Trick Or Treat Only Mayhem Puppet Pumpkin Halloween Classic Shirts
I placed my groceries on the belt, the “No Trick Or Treat Only Mayhem Puppet Pumpkin Halloween Classic Shirts” on top. The cashier, a young woman with bright green hair, scanned a can of beans. “Nice shirt,” she said flatly.
“Thanks! Halloween’s my jam,” I replied, a little too enthusiastically.
She raised an eyebrow. “Mayhem, though? Isn’t that a bit much for kids?”
“It’s all in good fun! A little spooky, a little silly. No real harm,” I defended, feeling a little defensive myself.
“I don’t know,” she muttered, scanning a bag of candy corn. “Halloween’s gotten so intense. Used to be just costumes and candy.”
“Progress, right?” I chuckled nervously. “Gotta keep things interesting.”
She sighed, handing me my receipt. “Just be careful out there. Some people take the ‘mayhem’ part a little too seriously.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












