No Kings Two Green Frogs Shirts
**(Scene: A brightly colored food truck, “Lilypad Grub,” with a long line. A sign reads: “Wear a ‘No Kings Two Green Frogs’ Shirt, Get a Free Frog Leg Po’boy!”)**
**(A customer, wearing the shirt, approaches the window.)**
**Customer:** “Hey! Rocking the shirt. Ready for my free Po’boy!”
**Truck Owner (Beaming):** “Alright! Another member of the resistance! You know, I started this truck because I was tired of the same old burger-and-fries tyranny. Time for some amphibian autonomy!”
**(The owner enthusiastically assembles the sandwich.)**
**Truck Owner:** “That’s crispy fried frog legs, tangy remoulade, and a sprinkle of rebellion on a toasted baguette. Enjoy your free meal and spread the word! The frogs are coming!”
**(The customer takes the Po’boy, grinning.)**
**Customer:** “You got it! Long live the frogs!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












