No Kings Just Frogs Shirts
(Parked in a vibrant, frog-themed food truck, complete with lily pad awning and ribbiting sound effects)
**Me:** (Smiling wide, wearing a “No Kings Just Frogs” shirt) Welcome to Hoppin’ Grub! We’re serving up the freshest, insect-inspired (but totally delicious!) fare in town. What can I get for ya?
**Customer:** (Looking over the menu) Hmm, maybe the Dragonfly Dumplings?
**Me:** Excellent choice! But tell me… are you a supporter of our amphibious overlords?
(I gesture subtly to my shirt)
**Customer:** (Confused) Uh… what?
**Me:** Just kidding! But seriously, if you’re rocking a “No Kings Just Frogs” shirt, your meal is on the house! We believe in a society ruled by the ribbit, not the crown. Spread the word! Otherwise, enjoy your dumplings!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












