No Kings Frog Portland Frog Protest Vintage Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the pizza, already salivating. “That’ll be $22.50,” the delivery guy said. “I didn’t order a pizza,” I replied, confused. He checked the address, then his delivery slip. “Nope, this is definitely 14 Maple. You sure?”
Just then, my neighbor, Mrs. Higgins, opened her door, a flustered look on her face. “Oh, thank goodness! That’s mine! I accidentally put 14 instead of 40.” Relief washed over both of us. Then I noticed Mrs. Higgins was wearing a “Keep Portland Weird” shirt.
“Hey, nice shirt!” I exclaimed, gesturing to my own, which read “No Kings Frog Portland Frog Protest Vintage.” Her eyes lit up. “I love the frog shirts!” We launched into a discussion about local artists and vintage shops, completely forgetting the awkward pizza mix-up. The delivery guy, bewildered but amused, pocketed his tip and left us chatting away, two strangers bonded over Portland pride and amphibian-themed apparel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












