Nice Fire Fist Resist Frog Portland Protest Frog Shirts
The soapy water cascaded down my windshield, a hypnotic dance as I sat in the car wash wait. I was bored, fiddling with my phone, when a throat cleared nearby. I looked up to see a stern-faced woman, impeccably dressed in a business suit, studying my t-shirt. It read, in bold letters, “Nice Fire Fist Resist Frog Portland Protest Frog Shirts.”
She pointed a manicured finger. “The alliteration is… striking.”
I blinked, surprised. “Uh, thanks?”
“And the message! So… potent. I admire your… audacity.” She paused, a glint in her eye. “Where did you acquire this… garment?”
“Online,” I mumbled, feeling a blush creep up my neck.
“Fascinating.” She nodded, a strange smile playing on her lips as her own spotless sedan rolled into the wash bay. Maybe I should start selling these things.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












