New York Aliens Area 161 Baseball The Bronx Graphic Classic Shirts
“So, uh, quite the shirt,” Dr. Stern chirped, fiddling with a dental mirror. He peered at my chest, where the “New York Aliens Area 161 Baseball The Bronx Graphic Classic Shirt” proudly displayed its extraterrestrial slugger.
“Yeah,” I mumbled, mouth already propped open. “Big fan. Local team. You know, if you can call aliens local.”
He chuckled, a dry, dentist-y sound. “Right, right. Heard they’re really cleaning up the league this year. Their orbital curveball is something else, I hear.”
I tried to laugh, but it came out as a muffled “Mmph.” He started scraping at something. “So, you a long-time fan?”
“Since the abduction,” I managed, then regretted it. Please don’t probe my teeth looking for implants, I thought frantically.
He paused. “Abduction? Oh, you mean… their team initiation. Right. Well, let’s just focus on keeping those pearly whites terrestrial for now, okay?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












