Naomi Proceed With Graphic Shirts
“So, Naomi,” Dr. Evans chirped, adjusting the bright overhead light. “Interesting shirt.”
I glanced down at my “Cthulhu for President” tee. Of course. “Thanks,” I mumbled, bracing for the worst.
“Big fan of… politics?” he chuckled, wielding a dental pick.
“Uh, more of a fan of… eldritch horror, really.” I winced internally. This was going to be a long half-hour.
He paused, the pick hovering precariously close to my gums. “Eldritch… right. Well, good to, uh, have hobbies. Keeps you… grounded.”
The hygienist, Carol, piped up, “My grandson’s really into video games. Lots of monsters in those, I hear.”
“Indeed,” Dr. Evans agreed, resuming his poking. “Keeps them off the streets, I suppose. Open wide, please.”
I opened, acutely aware that my shirt was now the elephant in the room, or rather, the Great Old One in the dental chair.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












