Mythical Ronstadt Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could practically water a succulent. Across the table, Liam was devastatingly handsome, and I was pretty sure I’d forgotten how to form coherent sentences. He asked about my job, and I stammered something about “data entry” before mentally face-palming.
Desperate, I blurted, “So, uh, I have this weird hobby…”
Liam raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Oh?”
“Yeah, it’s kind of embarrassing,” I admitted, then plunged in. “I collect bootleg Linda Ronstadt t-shirts. Specifically, ones that never existed, like ‘Ronstadt Rocks the Moon’ or ‘Linda and the Lava Lamps’.”
He burst out laughing. “Mythical Ronstadt shirts? That’s amazing!” He then shared his own equally quirky obsession: collecting vintage staplers. The tension melted away, replaced by shared amusement. Maybe this date wouldn’t be a disaster after all. Maybe it would even be…fun. All thanks to my bizarre shirt collection.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












