My Ultimate Spider Ham Team Up Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, looked confused. “Uh, Johnson residence?” he mumbled, holding out a pepperoni pizza.
“That’s us,” I said, reaching for my wallet.
Suddenly, a woman in a silk robe appeared behind me. “Oh, honey, the pizza’s here! I ordered extra cheese.” She winked at me, then gasped, eyes widening in horror as she noticed my attire.
I was wearing my “My Ultimate Spider Ham Team Up Shirts”. “Oh my god!” she said, “I love your shirt! Where did you get it?”
The pizza kid, who’d been staring blankly, perked up. “Spider-Ham, I love Spider-Ham!”
Crisis averted. Turns out, “Johnson” was actually “Johnsen” and they were big Spider-Ham fans. A potential awkward misunderstanding turned into a geeky conversation. My shirt, a beacon of pork-powered heroism, had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












