My Name Is Horace Fat Kid Shirts
The line at Sparkle City Car Wash snaked around the block, each vehicle a chrome and steel testament to weekend chores. I slumped in my Civic, the humid air sticking to my “My Name Is Horace Fat Kid Shirts” tee. It was a gag gift, a relic from a bygone internet era, and frankly, I’d forgotten I owned it.
A tap on my window startled me. A sleek, cherry-red Porsche had pulled up beside me, and a woman in sunglasses was giving me a thumbs-up. “That shirt!” she exclaimed, a bright smile flashing. “Horace Fat Kid! Oh my god, that’s vintage gold!”
I blinked, speechless. “Uh, yeah?”
“I haven’t seen that in ages! My friends and I used to quote that all the time in college. You’ve just made my day!” She winked and rolled up her window, leaving me grinning like an idiot, the outdated meme suddenly feeling incredibly cool. Maybe I’d wear this more often.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












