My Ideal Weight Is Josh Allen Of Top Of Me Buffalo Bills T Shirts
The sun beat down on the line of cars snaking towards the car wash, each driver a portrait of boredom. I fiddled with the radio, trying to find a Bills broadcast, when a tap on my window startled me.
It was the burly biker dude from the souped-up Harley in the next lane. He pointed to my “My Ideal Weight Is Josh Allen On Top Of Me” t-shirt, a smirk playing on his lips.
“Nice shirt,” he rumbled, his voice surprisingly gentle. “Gotta respect a woman who knows what she wants.”
I blushed, caught off guard. “Uh, thanks,” I stammered.
He chuckled, adjusting his helmet. “Seriously though, Allen’s a beast. You catch that game against the Chiefs last year?” He launched into a detailed breakdown of Allen’s performance, and I found myself actually enjoying talking football with a biker in a parking lot. Who knew a slightly embarrassing t-shirt could spark such an unlikely connection?
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












