Municipal Waste Event New Jeyrsey Shirts
**(Parked in a slightly grimy, but charmingly decorated, food truck, blasting thrash metal. A sign hangs precariously above the order window: “WASTE-FRIENDLY FARE!”)**
**Me (grinning, wiping grease from my apron):** Alright, who’s next in line for some culinary carnage? You look hungry enough to… well, to eat municipal waste, actually! Hey, wait a second… is that a *Municipal Waste Event New Jeyrsey* shirt?!
**(I point, eyes widening, to a customer wearing the aforementioned shirt.)**
**Me:** No way! Dude, that’s legendary! We salute your dedication to thrash and the Garden State’s… unique charm. You know what that means, right?
**(I lean in conspiratorially.)**
**Me:** Anything on the menu, on the house! Seriously, whatever your blackened heart desires. Philly cheesesteak? Pork roll egg and cheese? We even got a “Radioactive Relish” that’ll melt your face off. Just say the word, and it’s yours, courtesy of the Waste!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












