Mozzerians Be Kind To Animals Or Ill Kill You Shirts
(Upbeat, slightly chaotic music plays from the food truck)
**MEAT YOUR DESTINY – Gourmet Mozzarella Sticks**
**(A friendly, but slightly intense, person leans out the window)**
“Alright, foodies! Craving the most gloriously gooey mozzarella sticks this side of the Mississippi? You’ve come to the right place! But listen up, we’re not just about cheesy goodness, we’re about kindness!
See this shirt? (Points to a stack of shirts with “Mozzerians Be Kind To Animals Or Ill Kill You” printed on them). Wear this shirt, proudly proclaiming your love for animals, and your first order is ON US! That’s right, FREE!
Don’t have a shirt? We’re selling them for a steal! Think of it as an investment in deliciousness and animal welfare. So, what’ll it be? Classic? Spicy? Or maybe you’re feeling adventurous and want to try our truffle-infused sticks? Get in line, Mozzerians, and let’s eat with a conscience!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












