Mom Jeans Drawing Of The Band Shirts
The sun beat down on the dusty Corolla as I inched forward in the car wash queue. I fiddled with the radio, humming along to a forgettable pop song. My outfit, a deliberate choice for maximum comfort, consisted of mom jeans and a faded, self-drawn band tee featuring the fictional band “Cosmic Crustaceans.”
Suddenly, a sleek, black sports car pulled up alongside me. A man in a crisp suit rolled down his window, his face obscured by designer sunglasses. “Excuse me,” he said, his voice surprisingly gentle. “Is that…the Cosmic Crustaceans?”
I blinked, caught off guard. “Uh, yeah. I drew it.”
He chuckled, removing his sunglasses. “Brilliant! My daughter, Maya, is obsessed. She’d kill for that shirt. I’m their manager, actually. We’re trying to find their roots.”
I stammered, “They’re…not real.”
He smiled. “Even better. Can I get a picture? Maya won’t believe me.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












