Miss Smartypants Funny Shirts
The sun was blazing, perfect beach weather. I strutted onto the sand, my “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Explaining” t-shirt proclaiming my intellectual superiority. Pride before a fall, I guess. I spread my towel, basking in the envious glances of lesser-witted beachgoers.
Then, the rogue wave.
It wasn’t huge, just cheeky enough to soak me and coat my beloved shirt in a layer of gritty sand. Now my clever quip was obscured by tiny, irritating granules. “I’m Not Argui-SAND-ing, I’m Explai-SAND-ing!” I groaned, picking at the clinging grains.
A little kid pointed and giggled. “Miss Smartypants got sandy pants!”
Defeated, I mumbled, “The irony is not lost on me,” and retreated to the shade, a humbled intellectual, covered in nature’s glitter. Clearly, the beach had won this round.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












