Michael Myers Cabal Pale Skin Blank Eyes Fake Smiles Cant Hide Knife Halloween Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could practically water the wilting fern on the patio. Across the small, bistro table sat Liam, his eyes crinkling as he laughed at something I’d nervously rambled about my cat. I was a disaster. I’d even agonized over my outfit, finally settling on a band tee and jeans, trying to project effortless cool.
Then, his eyes landed on my chest. “Is that… a Michael Myers Cabal Pale Skin Blank Eyes Fake Smiles Cant Hide Knife Halloween shirt?” He choked back a laugh.
Heat flooded my face. Of course, the one shirt I thought was remotely subtle was actually the one that screamed, “I’m a socially awkward horror fanatic!”
“Uh, yeah,” I mumbled, bracing for judgment.
Instead, he grinned. “No way! I have the Jason Voorhees version. We have to compare notes on the best kills!”
Suddenly, the fern wasn’t the only thing blooming. My awkwardness deflated, replaced by a genuine smile. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












