Michael Myers Butcher Shop Horror Always Fresh Estd 1978 Halloween Shirts
(Sound of a rusty cleaver chopping in the background)
“Next victim… I mean, customer!” I yell, adjusting my Michael Myers mask slightly. “Welcome to Michael Myers Butcher Shop! Serving up horror, always fresh since ’78!”
(Points to a sign) “Show us your Michael Myers Butcher Shop Halloween shirt – you know, the one with the creepy cleaver and maybe a little blood splatter? – and you get a ‘The Shape’s Special’! That’s a juicy, all-beef, bone-in ribeye slider, grilled to perfection… or however you like your meat. Topped with our secret ‘Haddonfield Hot Sauce’ – guaranteed to make you scream for more!
Don’t have a shirt? Don’t worry, we sell ’em! But hurry, the night’s young, and the butcher’s hungry…for business, that is!” (Winks menacingly). “Now, who’s next for a slice of terror?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












