Metal Marf By Beefaroni Marvin Shirts
Okay, gotta focus. Library, history essay, gotta… wait, is that guy staring? Oh god, it’s the shirt. My “Metal Marf By Beefaroni Marvin” shirt. Why did I think this was appropriate library attire?
Suddenly, I’m 14 again, crammed into my buddy Dave’s basement, blaring Metallica and devouring microwaved Beefaroni. Dave designed this monstrosity – Marf from Animaniacs sporting a Slayer t-shirt, all hand-drawn with permanent marker on a Gildan tee. We thought we were geniuses.
Professor Thompson is going to think I’m a complete idiot. He probably listens to classical music and judges people based on their ironic cartoon apparel. Ugh. Back to the French Revolution… but man, that Beefaroni was good. And Dave’s drumming was surprisingly decent for a basement dweller. Focus!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












