Mayoneighs Horse Shirts
**(The “Hay There!” food truck is brightly painted with cartoon horses chomping on hay bales. A chalkboard menu boasts “Oatsome Eats” and “Stable Snacks.”)**
**ME:** (Approaching the window, nervously clutching a slightly-too-small t-shirt featuring a horse wearing a monocle and a mayonnaise jar.) “Uh, hi! I heard something about… this?” (Gestures awkwardly to the shirt.)
**TRUCK OWNER, BEATRICE:** (A woman with a bandana and a twinkle in her eye) “Well, I’ll be! A true believer in the Mayoneighs! You’ve earned yourself a free Oatsome Bowl, friend! Our finest blend of hearty grains, roasted veggies, and a *secret* creamy dressing. It’s the mane attraction, you could say! You know, most folks are too shy to wear the shirt. It takes a certain… *je ne sais quoi*.”
**ME:** (Relieved) “Oh, awesome! Thanks! I got it at a thrift store. Thought it was… unique.”
**BEATRICE:** “Unique is an understatement! Now, tell me, what kind of oats are you in the mood for? We’ve got savory, sweet, and a wild card… the *Hay There! Hustle!*”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












