Mastodon Five Finger Glaive Men Shirts
The sun beat down, a perfect beach day. I strode confidently, my “Mastodon Five Finger Glaive Men Shirts” billowing slightly in the breeze. This was my moment to showcase my impeccable taste. I’d even practiced my “metalhead beach bum” pose.
Then, disaster.
A rogue wave, fueled by the laughter of mischievous sea nymphs, crashed practically at my feet. I stumbled back, arms flailing, and landed squarely in a sand dune. Now, not only was I soaked, but my prized shirt was plastered with clinging, gritty sand. It looked less “brutal beach god” and more “sand-encrusted Yeti who listens to metal.”
Trying to brush it off only made things worse. The sand seemed magnetically attracted to the intricate glaive design. I pictured Brann Dailor weeping somewhere, his artistic vision defiled by the coarse reality of beach life. This was not the triumphant entrance I’d envisioned.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












