Mariah The Scientist Hearts Sold Separately Graphic Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best life in my new Mariah The Scientist “Hearts Sold Separately” graphic tee. Beach perfection, right? Wrong. Bliss turned to chaos when a rogue gust of wind decided my shirt was the perfect landing strip for a sand storm.
Suddenly, tiny grains were clinging to Mariah’s melancholic face, turning her into a gritty, beach-ified version of herself. Every move I made sent more sand cascading down my front, creating a bizarre, textured portrait of heartbreak. I looked like I’d been buried alive, then resurrected as a walking sandcastle promoting emotional detachment.
Laughing, I tried to brush it off, only succeeding in smearing the sand further. Maybe this was some kind of ironic performance art piece? “Mariah The Scientist: Sandcastles and Sadness,” coming to a beach near you!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












