Mads Krule Kruder World Heavyweight Champion Hail Contra Shirts
The alarm blared, mocking my impending doom – a job interview at a painfully corporate accounting firm. My usual interview suit was at the cleaners, so I panicked and grabbed the first clean shirt I saw: my “Mads Krule Kruder World Heavyweight Champion Hail Contra Shirts.” Yeah, the one with the screaming wrestler and a skull. Not exactly Deloitte material.
I considered changing, but time was running out. I threw on a blazer, hoping to camouflage the monstrosity. At the interview, the senior partner, a man who looked like he ate spreadsheets for breakfast, stared at my shirt. A long, silent moment. Then, a smile. “Kruder! You a wrestling fan?” Turns out, he was a closet enthusiast. We spent the next ten minutes dissecting Kruder’s legendary “Figure Four Leglock of Doom.” I got the job. Apparently, a shared love for theatrical violence trumps a flawless resume. Who knew?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












