Lol Youre Unfollowing Me Well I Just Blocked You Shirts
The pizza guy arrived, holding two steaming boxes. “Johnson?” he asked, squinting at my door number.
“That’s me!” I chirped, reaching for my wallet. But then he added, “And… congratulations on the divorce?”
My jaw dropped. “Divorce? Wrong Johnson, buddy.”
He paled, glancing at the order. “Oh god, I am SO sorry. This is for a… well, a very messy situation.” He pointed to the shirt I was wearing – one of my “Lol Youre Unfollowing Me Well I Just Blocked You Shirts” from my online store.
“Maybe… maybe she needs this more than pizza,” I joked, pointing to the shirt.
He cracked a relieved smile. “You know what? You’re a lifesaver. I’m gonna go deliver this with a side of awkward silence.” He handed me my pizza, winked, and dashed off, leaving me chuckling and wondering what drama I’d just inadvertently diffused.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












