Leave Portland Alone 2025 Shirts
Cardboard boxes overflowed, a chaotic monument to our impending escape. I ripped open a box labeled “Attic Treasures” and unearthed a stack of “Leave Portland Alone 2025” shirts. A wave of nostalgia washed over me, stronger than the packing tape smell.
We’d designed these shirts as a joke, a defiant response to the gentrification swallowing our beloved city whole. Now, here we were, ironically succumbing. Each shirt, faded and worn, represented a different memory: late-night protests, dive bar debates, the unwavering hope we clung to.
Holding one up, I remembered Sarah’s fiery speech at Pioneer Square, the rain plastering the shirt to her skin as she rallied the crowd. Another, stained with beer, was a souvenir from our victory after saving the independent bookstore. A bittersweet smile tugged at my lips. We tried. We really tried. Now, all that remained were these shirts, a testament to a fight we ultimately lost.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












