Lazy Easy Halloween Costume Pretend Im A Jellyfish Shirts
The sputtering jets of the car wash were doing their best to drown out my inner monologue. I was regretting my “Lazy Easy Halloween Costume Pretend Im A Jellyfish” shirt choice. It was October 31st, and I’d figured it was festive enough for errands.
Suddenly, a tap on the window. I rolled it down, expecting a request for change. Instead, a woman with vibrant purple hair and an armful of art supplies leaned in.
“That shirt,” she said, her eyes sparkling. “It’s…brilliant! The simplicity, the inherent irony…it speaks to the ephemeral nature of existence, the fleeting beauty of the mundane!”
I blinked. “Uh, thanks? It was, like, the least effort possible.”
“Precisely!” she exclaimed, pulling out a sketchpad. “May I…may I sketch you? Just a quick study of the jellyfish shirt in its natural habitat?”
I chuckled. “Sure, why not? Make me look good.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












