Kurt Metzger The Hannibal Directive Shirts
The musty air of the thrift store clung to me like a forgotten regret. I was on a mission, a ridiculous, self-imposed one: find a “Kurt Metzger The Hannibal Directive” shirt. I knew the odds were astronomical, but a strange compulsion drove me.
Rack after rack of faded band tees and grandma sweaters yielded nothing. Just as despair began to creep in, a flash of faded black caught my eye. Nestled between a stained bowling shirt and a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” tee, there it was.
The graphic, slightly cracked, was unmistakable. “Kurt Metzger The Hannibal Directive.” It was my size. The price tag read $3. Destiny, I thought, reeking of mothballs and questionable decisions, had finally arrived. I clutched the shirt to my chest, a triumphant grin spreading across my face. Today, I was a champion of obscure internet humor.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












