Kiss Demons Of Rock And Roll Shirts
(Roaring guitar riff intro music blasts from the speakers)
**”Hell’s Kitchen: Rock ‘n’ Roll Grub!”**
**(Behind the counter, a cook with a Gene Simmons-esque tongue winks)**
“Alright, hungry metalheads! Feast your eyes on culinary chaos! We’re servin’ up face-melting flavors that’ll make your taste buds scream for more! Got the ‘Detroit Rock City’ Ribs, the ‘Shout It Out Loud’ Shrimp Po’boy, and the ‘Rock and Roll All Nite’ Nachos – guaranteed to satisfy your inner beast!”
**(He points a devil-horned hand towards a small sign)**
“But here’s the kicker! Rock your ‘Kiss Demons Of Rock And Roll’ shirt and score a FREE ‘Love Gun’ Loaded Fry! That’s right, show your allegiance to the Gods of Rock and get a taste of pure, greasy goodness on the house! So crank up the volume, flash that iconic makeup, and let’s get this party started!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












