Killer Klowns From Outer Space Alien Bozos With An Appetite For Close Encounters Shirts
The power died with a dramatic flicker, plunging the house into darkness. Panic threatened to bubble up, but a box of chunky candles and a lighter saved the day. We gathered in the living room, the flickering light casting dancing shadows on the walls.
Suddenly, my little brother piped up, “Tell us a scary story!” An idea sparked. I rushed to my closet and grabbed our matching “Killer Klowns From Outer Space Alien Bozos With An Appetite For Close Encounters” shirts. Donning mine, I began.
“It was a night much like this one,” I whispered, pointing to the shirt’s grinning, bulbous-nosed face illuminated by candlelight. “Except the clown wasn’t on a shirt… he was REAL!” The kids gasped, the flickering light making the clown’s image seem to leer. The story unfolded, the shirt a prop, the darkness the perfect stage for a tale of cotton candy cocoons and killer popcorn. The power outage became a memorable, albeit slightly terrifying, family adventure.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












