Kerrang Slime Shirts
The suds were thick, the sun was beating down, and I was bored. My “Kerrang! Slime” shirt, a relic from my questionable teenage years, felt particularly conspicuous amongst the soccer mom SUVs. I leaned against the wall, contemplating the existential dread of waiting for a Toyota Corolla to be shiny.
Suddenly, a throat cleared beside me. I turned to see a woman, immaculately dressed in a cream pantsuit, her silver hair perfectly coiffed. “Excuse me,” she said, her voice surprisingly gravelly. “Is that…Kerrang!?”
My jaw dropped. “Uh, yeah? You…know Kerrang!?”
A mischievous glint sparked in her eyes. “Darling, I saw Motörhead at Hammersmith in ’79. Lemmy himself signed my leather jacket. This shirt,” she gestured with a manicured hand, “is *fantastic*. Where did you get it?” Before I could answer, she added, “My grandson would kill for one. He’s going through his ‘metalhead’ phase, you see.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












