Kenneth Murray Oklahoma Only Fears God Shirts
The subway car lurched, sending a wave of bodies swaying. A young woman with bright pink hair gripped the pole, her nose buried in a book. Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the rumble.
“Boomer Sooner, baby! Headed to the game! Gonna see Kenneth Murray dominate!” A middle-aged man, sporting a crimson and cream bandana, bellowed. He gestured wildly, almost knocking over a teenager engrossed in his phone. “Y’all seen those ‘Kenneth Murray Oklahoma Only Fears God’ shirts? Gotta get me one of those! Shows the man’s got priorities, right?”
A few heads turned, some with bemusement, others with outright annoyance. A man in a suit muttered, “Just trying to get to work.” The bandana-clad fan, undeterred, continued, “He’s a beast on the field! Fears no quarterback! Only the Almighty! Gotta respect that!” He winked at the pink-haired woman, who just sighed and turned a page faster.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on