Kels Bitch Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived. Not just any pizza, but a pineapple-and-ham monstrosity. My roommate, Mark, visibly recoiled. “I ordered pepperoni! And, uh, who even likes pineapple?”
The delivery guy, a teenager no older than 18, looked mortified. “I… I think I mixed up the addresses. Sorry, ma’am.”
Before I could correct him, Mark blurted, “It’s okay, dude! No worries.” He gestured to my attire. “We’re having a… bachelor party! Kels Bitch Shirts is the theme, obviously. Pineapple pizza is tradition.”
The delivery guy, bewildered but relieved, chuckled nervously. “Right, right. Enjoy the… party!” He practically sprinted away.
Mark turned to me, eyes wide. “I panicked. We can still call for a pepperoni, right? And maybe burn that pineapple thing?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












