Johnny Stimson Caricature Shirts
The beach beckoned, sun shining and waves crashing. I was ready, sporting my prized possession: a Johnny Stimson Caricature Shirt. Today’s choice? Johnny as a goofy pirate, eyepatch askew.
Blissfully sprawling on my towel, I was soon jolted awake by a rogue wave. Saltwater stung my eyes as I sputtered, scrambling to sit up. Disaster! Sand, seemingly every grain on the beach, had plastered itself to my shirt.
Johnny the pirate was now a gritty, sandy buccaneer. I frantically brushed, but the sand clung stubbornly to the intricate caricature. Each brush just seemed to grind it further into the fabric. I looked like I’d wrestled a sandcastle and lost. Now, instead of a hilarious fashion statement, I was just a walking, talking sandpaper advertisement for Johnny Stimson. Maybe I should have worn the Johnny-as-a-lifeguard shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












