John Cena If Cena Wins We Complain Online Shirts
The wait at the car wash was interminable. I slumped in the plastic chair, fiddling with my phone, trying to ignore the repetitive spray of water. Anything to distract from the shame I felt wearing my “John Cena If Cena Wins We Complain Online” shirt. I’d bought it ironically, of course.
Suddenly, a voice chirped, “Whoa, cool shirt!”
I looked up, surprised. Standing there was a woman, maybe in her late sixties, with bright pink hair and a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “You like Cena?” I asked, skepticism dripping from my tone.
“Like him? Honey, I practically raised him on mashed potatoes back in West Newbury! He used to help me weed my garden. Good kid, that John. Tell you what, that shirt’s hilarious. Where’d you get it?”
I stammered, caught completely off guard. “Uh, online?”
She chuckled. “Figures. They sell everything online these days. Well, keep complaining! He needs the humility.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












