Jake And Johnnie Toast Classic Shirts
I tossed a carton of eggs and some sourdough onto the conveyor belt, my “Jake And Johnnie Toast Classic Shirts” tee peeking out from under my jacket. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned the items with practiced ease.
“Cool shirt,” she said, but her tone was… odd. “Though, I always thought it was overrated.”
I blinked. “Jake And Johnnie? Overrated? They’re legends! The original comedy duo!”
“Eh,” she shrugged, ringing up my eggs. “I prefer Skylar and Finn. Their routines are way more edgy. Jake and Johnnie are just… safe.”
“Safe? They paved the way! Without them, there’d be no Skylar and Finn!” I countered, feeling strangely defensive about a shirt.
She sighed dramatically. “Okay, boomer.”
I sputtered. “I’m not a boomer! And they’re timeless, not just some relic of the past!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












