Ive Never Seen Anyone Jogging And Smiling So Thats All I Need To Know About That Shirts
I placed my carton of eggs and sad-looking lettuce on the conveyor belt, the cashier, a young woman with vibrant purple hair, scanned them with practiced ease. Then, her eyes landed on my shirt: “I’ve Never Seen Anyone Jogging And Smiling So That’s All I Need To Know About That.”
She chuckled. “Bold statement. You really hate jogging?”
“Hate is a strong word,” I said, feigning thoughtfulness. “Strongly dislike. It’s just… unnatural. No one enjoys that level of exertion.”
“Speak for yourself!” she retorted, a playful glint in her eye. “I love jogging! It clears my head.”
“See, that’s the lie they tell you,” I countered, gesturing dramatically. “It’s all endorphins masking the pain. You’re being brainwashed by the jogging industrial complex!”
She laughed, shaking her head. “Okay, I think my brain is just fine. That’ll be $7.50.” Defeated, I paid, but vowed to continue spreading the anti-jogging gospel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












