Its Never Too Early For Halloween Shirts
“So, you’re… ready for Halloween?” Dr. Lee asked, adjusting the bright light over my face.
I chuckled nervously, acutely aware of the “It’s Never Too Early For Halloween” shirt I was wearing under my jacket. “Guilty! Big fan. Though, maybe a *little* premature.”
He poked around my gums with a metal instrument. “My kids are already planning their costumes. Dracula and… I forget. Something involving sparkles.”
“Sparkles are a must,” I mumbled, trying not to drool. “Classic.”
“Indeed. Though, I told them we need to get through back-to-school first. One holiday at a time, eh?” He paused, his hand hovering over my mouth. “Speaking of scary things, how often do you floss?”
My eyes widened. “Every… other day?” I squeaked.
He raised an eyebrow, and I knew my Halloween enthusiasm had just sealed my dental fate.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












