Introverts Unite Like Turtle Shell Shirts
The vinyl seats of the car wash waiting room were doing their best to impersonate a sauna. I was doing my best to disappear into my “Introverts Unite! (Separately, In Our Own Homes)” t-shirt, nose buried in a paperback. Loudly.
“Cool shirt,” a booming voice startled me. I looked up, bracing for extrovert overload. Instead, a man built like a refrigerator, clad in a biker vest and sporting enough tattoos to wallpaper a small room, gave me a surprisingly shy smile.
“Uh, thanks,” I mumbled, already planning my escape route.
He chuckled, a sound like gravel gargling. “Yeah, I get it. People exhaust me. My old lady thinks I’m a grumpy bear, but I just need my space.” He pointed a thick finger at my shirt. “That’s…that’s kinda profound, actually.” He winked. “Might need one myself.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












