If You Bring Up Conspiracy Theories Im Assuming Were Flirting Sign Shirts
I placed my overflowing basket on the conveyor belt, the cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, started scanning. My shirt, a recent purchase, boldly stated: “If You Bring Up Conspiracy Theories I’m Assuming We’re Flirting.”
She stopped scanning a bag of chips, her eyebrows arched. “Interesting shirt,” she said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
“Thanks,” I replied, trying to sound nonchalant.
“So, if I were to, hypothetically, mention the government is controlling the weather…”
I grinned. “Hypothetically speaking, I’d assume you were trying to catch my eye.”
“But what if I genuinely believe it?” she countered, a playful glint in her eyes.
“Then I’d be intrigued and slightly concerned,” I admitted, “but still open to the possibility of… further discussion.”
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












