I Would Drink 2 To 13 Beers With You In Every Lifetime T Shirts
The elevator lurched to a halt, plunging us into near darkness. A collective groan filled the small space. “Great,” someone muttered.
Then, a woman cleared her throat. “Nice shirt,” she said, her voice a little too loud.
I looked down at my “I Would Drink 2 To 13 Beers With You In Every Lifetime” T-shirt. Of course.
“Thanks,” I mumbled, already regretting my fashion choice.
“That’s…specific,” a man chuckled nervously.
“I like the commitment,” another chimed in. “But why 2 to 13?”
The conversation quickly devolved into a debate about the ideal beer-drinking number. Someone suggested a logarithmic scale, another argued for a bell curve. Forget the stuck elevator, my T-shirt had become the social experiment of the hour. I just hoped the rescue team arrived before someone started suggesting beer pairings.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












