I Survived The Roaring Knight T Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the pizza, starving. “That’ll be $22.50,” the delivery guy said. I frowned. “I didn’t order pizza.” He checked the address, then his order. “Nope, this is 14 Maple. Name’s Johnson?”
“Yeah, but I ordered Chinese.” He looked flustered. Suddenly, a booming voice from next door: “Pizza’s here! About time!” A woman shrieked, “Harold, that’s not for us!”
The delivery guy paled. “Wrong house,” he stammered. I noticed Harold was wearing the same “I Survived The Roaring Knight T Shirt” as me. “Hey, you guys at the Renaissance Faire last weekend?” I asked, pointing.
Harold beamed. “You too? Small world!” We chatted about jousting and turkey legs while the delivery guy, visibly relieved, scurried away. The awkward tension defused, Harold took the pizza, and his wife stopped glaring. My Chinese arrived five minutes later. Disaster averted, all thanks to a shared t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












